John M useful Abbreviations (Mar 25)

RHGT Ran and had a good time
RBGLOC Ran but got lost on the course (
RBNON Raced but no one noticed
RCCWOADWEERCW Ran counterclockwise on a day when everyone else ran clockwise
JTFBH Just thankful for being here
PTRVOS Paused to rid village of snakes
GADR Goal adjusted during run
GDDR Goal determined during run
G? Goal?
SATSITSIMSS Still adjusting the settings in the springs in my smart shoes
PPLE Performed prefrontal lobotomy enroute
HPLE Had prefronatal lobotomy enroute
SUATWSL Showed up at the wrong starting line
ADODTSS A day of doing the survival shuffle
DBTASC Delayed by topless aid station crew
DBBASC Delayed by bottomless aid station crew
DBFASV Delayed by favorite aid station voting
DBIRLI Delayed by in-race live interviews
DBWOC Delayed by wildebeest on course
DBMJCROAST Delayed by Michael Jackson court replays on aid station TV
WCWKD Water crossing was kind of deep.
WWC What water crossing?
IMBIT_ I'm much better in the rain (snow, sleet, sand, mud, heat, parking
lot,...)
FTNZBF&K Failed to notice zero between "5" and "k"
FWWFWISHBR Frolicked with wood faeries when I should have been running
ASASAT Achieved status as statistical anomaly today
JRTBH Just running to be humbled (humiliated, hugged, happy, hep,...)
DBDR Delayed by damsel(dude, dork, deer, dinosaur,...) rescuing
LKLCM Larry King Live Called Me
JADITW Just another day in the woods
SAHE Served as horrible example
SASE Self addressed stamped envelope
RBHE Raised (lowered?) the bar for horrible examples
EWLJAPEB Experimented with lime jello and pear energy bars
LTBOM! Lions and tigers and bears! Oh, my!
GTSSTWA Gave the sweep something to worry about
ADORRD Another "Day of Race Registration" Disaster
RWSO Ran with shoes on
RWSOTRF Ran with shoes on the right feet
RWSOAT Ran with shoes on and tied
RWSOATT Ran with shoes on and tied together
TIFTD Trained insufficiently for the distance
TIFTT Trained insufficiently for the time
SIRISWYIP Strange, I ran it so well yesterday in practice
OFNWDID?!

YMMV...